Here’s wishing you a green Christmas.
May all the greens in your house be strong and dank.
May you vacation this next year in Colorado or Washington – or both.
May your own state be as sensible as they are in 2014.
May your regular family doctor prescribe the medicine you actually need…
and may you purchase it safely from a licensed pharmacist.
May you never be stopped and frisked by a street cop,
Or undergo a “routine stop” by a traffic patrolman.
May the Greatful Dead carol on your lawn.
May you find a hand-blown bong in your stocking.
May all your holiday cookies contain the magical ingredient.
May the smoke from your pipe encircle your head like a wreath.
May Sativa Claus grant all your wishes.
Merry Green Christmas to all and a happy legal new year!